PET PEEVES

so the other day my friend and i were talking about all of the things that bugs us or things that people do that bug us. we were laughing really hard. so i thought it would be funny to make a whole list of things that are my PET PEEVES (this is not a normal post, but i thought it would be funny)

Ready? here we go:

• Drivers who don't use a turn signal.
  
• People who read out loud what they're typing in an email or letter.
  
• Kids who tease dogs through a fence.
  
• Couples who sit on the same side of the booth when there is no one on the other side.
  
• Parents who bring their young kids to R rated films.
• People who sit next to you on public transportation even when there are other seats available.
• Noisy eaters.
  
• Students who prolong class by asking the most inane questions.
  
• When people take 20 napkins, use one, then throw them all away.
  
• Whenever anyone says "Ya, know what I'm sayin"...
  
• Drivers who won't turn right on red.
  
• When you genuinely ask someone what's wrong (when there obviously is something wrong) and they respond half-heartedly, "hmmm? oh nothing..."
  
• People who ride their bikes in the road when a sidewalk is right there.
  
• People who take forever to order food while I'm in line.
  
• The way people walk in flip flops.
  
• When you're eating candy and someone asks if they can have a red one.
  
• Chasing after a ping pong ball.
  
• Jerks who take up 2 parking spaces.
  
• When something I've been into for a long time becomes popular.
  
• People who give their kids weird names
  
• People who invite you out somewhere then cancel.
  
• When you order a salad at a restaurant and they bring it to you at the same time as your dinner.
• When you can't tell if someone is male or female.
• When you're invited to a party (or any event) with people you have never met, and the host doesn't introduce you to anyone.
  
• People who go the wrong way in a parking lot.
  
• People who write "Keep in touch!" in your yearbook but never talk to you again.
  
• When someone with a full cart of groceries gets into the 10 items or less line.
  
• Movie sequels that are unnecessary.
  
• When someone leaves their phone number at the end of a long message and they say it so fast you can't understand it and have to listen multiple times to figure it out.
  
• Suburban kids who think they are gangstas.
  
• When people say 'supposebly' instead of 'supposedly'.
  
• In an obviously crowded restaurant, people who linger long after receiving their check.
  
• When you pull a string hanging from your shirt and it doesn't break, but only becomes longer.
• People who can't complete a sentence without saying "you know".
• When people don't clear the microwave numbers.
  
• People who refer to themselves in the third person.
• People who wear CROCS....they should be illegal
• People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to "one up" you.
  
• Rappers who thank God at awards ceremonies.
  
• Mumbling, then annoyingly saying "Forget it!" when people don't hear you.
  
• People who use a calculator to figure out the tip at a restaurant.
  
• People who don't use deodorant.
  
• Taking forever to leave a parking space while others are clearly waiting for it
  
• People who say the time like "Eight AM in the morning".
  
• People who won't take their kid out of a restaurant when they are crying, screaming, etc.
  
• Guys who wear wife beaters (and nothing else for a shirt) in public.
  
• In mini golf when you miss the hole three times in a row less than a foot away.
  
• When someone starts to watch a show or movie in the middle of it and expect you to tell them what's happening.
  
• Shopping carts with a broken wheel.
  
• Going out to dinner with a big group, eating $10 worth of food and having to split the whole bill and ending up paying much more than you ate.
  
• Sitting in the movies and hearing someone eating popcorn.
  
• People who talk about their favorite sports team and say "WE" like they are a part of the team.
  
• When those little hinges on the CD case break, and now you can't open and close it.
  
• Email with no subject.
  
• When someone is giving a speech in class and they won't stop looking at you as they speak.
  
• When you're trying to walk in the mall and there's a kiosk and they hound you to try their cell phone service or whatever.
  
• Speed Bumps.
  
• People who tell you "Oh! You have to try this! It's the best thing ever!" And when you do try it and it sucks.
  
• Movie talkers
  
• People who constantly sniffle.
  
• Getting stuck at red lights, while nobody is going the other direction.
  
• Wobbly tables.
  
• TV shows and commercials ads with ringing doorbells or phones, which make you into thinking the sound is coming from your house.
  

that is all i have right now....but i guess that is a lot. just having some fun with pet peeves. hope you got a laugh out of them.